Because It Made Me Smile

These are all quotes that I have on my Facebook Info page.

*Sophie finally falls asleep at 7 pm*
Oooo, someone is getting drugged tonight! - Me

Why were you looking out the window at night? - Isaak
I check to see if it snowed... and for orcs - Dad

You will NOT say that word again! - Mom
What word?.... Dildo?!?!? - Me
HahAhAhA - Dad, Isaak, & Jared

You know how you used to say to me "You are beautiful, and don't let anyone tell you different?" - Me
Yes - Mom
Why don't you said it anymore? - Me
You are beautiful now, so I don't need to - Mom

(christmas gifts)
What are you getting me? - Denny
I'm not telling you - Me
Legos? - Denny
DAMNIT! - Me

* melted cookie out of bag*
That looks like cookie shit -Tasha

*talking about me*
She'll laugh at anything - Jared
Nu uh! - Me
Blue - Jared
*smile* - Me
White - Jared
*giggle* - Me
...off white - Jared
*uncontrollable laughter* - Me

(wanted me to turn on Dora)
Mommy, Dora - Sophie
Dora died - Me
*pout, then cry* - Sophie

(trying to wake up Isaak)
Isaak! Get up stinky, poopy face! - Me
Taly! Stinky, poopy, face! - Manuel

(looking at Isaak's report card)
You need to get good grades so you can actually graduate - Me
You didn't graduate - Isaak
I CREATED LIFE! - Me

(I was preggo)
You look fat - Jared
Shut up before I dip you in peanutbutter and eat you - Me

(piercing my belly button)
OW OW OW OW - Me
I didn't even start yet - Mariza
..oh - Me

Grab my purse - Mom
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! - Me

Why do I talk to you? - Me
I don't really know - Denny

I don't like his friends - Me
Why not - Aaron
He likes annoying nerds, I hate nerds - Me
But you married him - Aaron
Well he's MY nerd... ironic I know - Me
I'll say - Aaron

I wouldn't have been your friend in high school - Me
And why not - Denny
I've seen pictures of you, you were freaky - Me
Thanks hun, I love you too - Denny

(my twilight books)
How many times have you read those books now - Denny
...three times - Me
Why - Denny
BECAUSE I LOVE HIM! - Me

I need to find my ring. I'm mexican, so I look like another baby mama when I go out without it - Me

You were never taught how to properly express emotion were you - Me
No.. - Denny
You need therapy - Me

Why don't you go get a full time job and I'll stay home all day - Denny
Are you saying that I don't have a full time job - Me
.....no..... -Denny

Isaak, touch your uvula - Me
ALEXIS! - Dad
What - Me
Don't say dirty things like that to your brother - Dad
...The uvula is in your mouth - Me
Oh - Dad
You perv! - Me

Tu mama! - Me
Tu abuela! - Tio Kio

(dad on his way to a dance)
Where are you going - Isaak
To pick up some bitches and hoes - Dad